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WAXINGLYRICAL
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Language 101
I hate it when things aren't properly described. I mean, the other day, I heard that a light plane had crashed somewhere. Terrible, of...

Imperial Letter
IMPERIAL LEATHER SOAP - A letter Dear Mr/Mrs Leather, I like your soap in that, well, it's soap. It gets soapy. Decent lather. (More on...

Name and Shame
Lot of brouhaha about 'redskins' and 'chicos' changing their names. I understand. If there's one thing that's important to me in this...

This Sporting Lottery
The biathlon at the Winter Olympics has got to be one of the stranger sporting combinations. I recall hearing Robin Williams describe it...

Sisyphus Rising
There can be no mistake; the luge is a very dangerous sport. The tragic death of young Georgian athlete, Nodar Kumaritashvili in training...

I dub thee, Sir Woosha of Shirt-Front
I recently noticed that a Western Australian football legend has officially been given the status of "legend" by the Western Australian...

Brut - and one of the worst advertisements in human history.
It's probably axiomatic to say that television commercials do not have our best interests at heart. That I find many, many commercials...

The sport of religion, the religion of sport.
There seems to have been a debate raging recently between those who declare an affiliation to a particular religion, and those who...

Burqa & Wills - The New Australian Journey
I'm proudly Australian. I'm not a flag-waving Australian, but that's more to do with a personal disdain for vexillology, rather than any...

Vuvuzelas
I'd like to make it clear from the outset that I'm a big fan of the vuvuzela, if for no other reason than it brings some much-needed...

The Stench of Brut
I'm displeased to report that Brut still stinks. As a product, it seems to possess no redeeming features of any kind, and the puerile...

The Road to Nowhere. And Nowhere is beautiful this time of year.
This posting comes directly to you from Thailand. Why? Because I'm in Thailand. [Well, we were at time.] My wife and I have been here for...

Climb.
I'll never forget the time my wife and I climbed a mountain. We were in Thailand, and it was 2010. (A lifetime ago!) We'd been told that...

Blowing Smoke
I detest smoking. I try not to detest smokers, but I don't try that hard. Part of the reason for this, I think, is that I was once a...

Is that it?
On route to dinner with some mates last night, I noticed a new advertisement for a "toasted sandwich" that was being promoted by a...

Keep on Giving
I received some lovely gifts for Christmas. I'd tell you about them, but I'm wary of implicitly creating the appearance that I favour the...

Ricky Gervais & The Golden Globes (2011)
I've just been reading about (and watching excerpts of) Ricky Gervais' performance as host of the 2011 Golden Globes. I have to say, it...

Extreme Sports?
Whilst driving today, I noticed a sticker on the back a ute which simply read, "Extreme Motorbikes". Even now, I'm wondering what it...

The Long Way Round
I don't know if you've noticed, but when the worlds of swimming and running are held to mutual account, there are some disturbing...
MIKE MUELLER
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