Lot of brouhaha about 'redskins' and 'chicos' changing their names. I understand. If there's one thing that's important to me in this life, it's the name of the sugar snacks I unnecessarily consume.
That, and statues of people who hated black people, of course. Now to be honest, those statues were of far more interest to the birds that sat and crapped on them than they were to me, but, you know, now that someone wants to take them away, I've really started to notice them with a passion.
World's gone bonkers, trying to remove this bloody graffiti on our culture that we try to avoid calling racist. And that graffiti is old! That's important graffiti! Like the dog shit on my lawn that's been there for a month! That's an historical turd! It's part of OUR culture!
Anyway, I've thought some good names for them sugar snacks. How 'bout we rebrand them as 'rednecks' and 'prickos'? That'll keep both sides happy, won't it?
We live in tough times. Bloody hard having all the bad shit that actually doesn't matter to us lucky folk taken away by people who are hurt by it. Frankly, I'm getting tired of minorities standing up for themselves. I mean, if this malarkey continues, we're gonna end up with a society where people actually respect each other's identities. Frankly, that is NOT a world I want to live in, because it's gonna wreak havoc on my superiority complex, and that's gonna make me teary.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat some coon cheese before some bastard renames it.