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Is that it?

On route to dinner with some mates last night, I noticed a new advertisement for a "toasted sandwich" that was being promoted by a well-known pizza chain.


Setting aside that I wouldn't call what they were promoting a sandwich (I don't put meatballs in a sandwich all that often), and that I wouldn't eat one under threat of gastric distress, I had to concede that they'd obviously spent some time on getting the pictures for their promotion looking just right.


If only they'd spent a bit longer on the wording.


I noted with amusement, that their sign proclaimed proudly that these sandwiches were baked in their ovens at 260 degrees.

Hmm. Now, surely you're grasping somewhat to find anything worthwhile to say about your product if you've got to boast about how hot your stove is. I mean, come on!

But if they're going to go down that path, who am I to complain?

In fact, he's a few product perks they can add any time they like:

  • Rectangular for easy transportation!

  • Made from real ingredients!

  • Eventually digestible!

  • Baked in Smeg Ovens!

  • High in value!

  • Low in fatty nutrients!

  • Individually assembled!

  • Cheesy!

  • Almost tasty!

If I'm honest, I applaud their honesty. They had bugger-all of value to say about their product, so they opted for something banal, yet true. There should be more advertising like it. Assuming of course, that we cannot do away with products of no real value. And let's face it. That's still a way's off....

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